[
  {
    "title": "BLEEP BLURP",
    "artist": "BLEEP BLURP",
    "note": "Found music transmission from the UNLICENSED RHYTHM FORCE file cards.",
    "story": "Released several tracks without clarifying order or intent. Often associated with toy imagery and low-stakes chaos, and never acknowledged whether the persona was a joke before continuing to release music anyway.",
    "origin": "Appeared with multiple songs already finished and no explanation.",
    "distinguishingFeature": "Massive presence paired with childlike delivery and synthetic sounds.",
    "specialSkill": "Reducing complex beats to their most playful components.",
    "notes": "Frequently underestimated. Seems unconcerned.",
    "callSign": "Trike Operator",
    "foundMusic": true,
    "art": "images/found-music/bleep-blurp-file-card.png",
    "sourceUrl": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/p/unlicensed-rhythm-force-file-card-225",
    "sourceLabel": "Read the Substack file card",
    "src": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/api/v1/audio/upload/e50b6495-a44a-4b6b-b569-62a98b10f2d9/src"
  },
  {
    "title": "ONE, TWO, SHIT",
    "note": "Local archive cut added to the recovered front shelf.",
    "src": "music/ONE, TWO, SHIT.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Healing & Dealing",
    "artist": "Eric",
    "note": "Found broadcast sample from a podcast that probably should not exist.",
    "story": "Healing and Dealing sits somewhere between late-night radio and a half-working advice hotline. The callers arrive with cardboard diets, eleven-second microwave rules, and parking-lot purgatories, while the show treats every confession like documentary evidence instead of a punchline.",
    "origin": "Substack audio episode published Mar 21, 2026.",
    "distinguishingFeature": "Deadpan delivery that refuses to separate absurdity from sincerity.",
    "specialSkill": "Turning bizarre callers into a calm, deliberate descent through comic evidence.",
    "notes": "Subtitle: The Podcast That Probably Shouldn't Exist. Includes the show sample surfaced with the post.",
    "foundMusic": true,
    "art": "images/found-music/healing-and-dealing-episode-one.png",
    "sourceUrl": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/p/healing-and-dealing",
    "sourceLabel": "Read Episode One on Substack",
    "src": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/api/v1/audio/upload/8d0932fa-7f5c-4bac-a01e-9ba0378ddfc5/src"
  },
  {
    "title": "Healing and Dealing | Episode Two",
    "artist": "Eric",
    "note": "Found broadcast drifting through private rituals, mild panic, and quiet absurdity.",
    "story": "Episode two of Healing and Dealing drifts deeper into the strange, intimate corners of everyday life. A glass of milk becomes a philosophical temperature problem, a ceiling fan starts to feel judgmental, flight inspires applause from exactly one person, and the alarm clock turns into a negotiation most people lose.",
    "origin": "Substack audio episode published Mar 23, 2026.",
    "distinguishingFeature": "Absurd call-in structure that turns tiny private behaviors into something sincere and recognizable.",
    "specialSkill": "Making irrational thought patterns sound both comic and quietly profound.",
    "notes": "Subtitle: The Quiet Absurdity of Being Human.",
    "foundMusic": true,
    "art": "images/found-music/healing-and-dealing-episode-two.png",
    "sourceUrl": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/p/healing-and-dealing-episode-two",
    "sourceLabel": "Read Episode Two on Substack",
    "src": "https://abefroman1978.substack.com/api/v1/audio/upload/a78bf25b-dced-4527-baad-88b6e45cfcdb/src"
  },
  {
    "title": "Lil Static",
    "note": "Opening—the world awakens",
    "src": "music/lil-static.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Sound Track",
    "note": "Theme—establishing the story",
    "src": "music/sound-track.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Tv Broadcast",
    "note": "First signal",
    "src": "music/tv-broadcast.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Don Gato Season",
    "note": "Setting and mood",
    "src": "music/Don-Gato-Season.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Big Country Cover",
    "note": "Reflection on home",
    "src": "music/big-country-cover.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Movin Around",
    "note": "Journey begins",
    "src": "music/movin-around.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Japanese Clerks",
    "note": "Strange encounters",
    "src": "music/japanese-clerks.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Japanese Boom Bap",
    "note": "Energy shift",
    "src": "music/japanese-boom-bap.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Fish In A Bowl",
    "note": "Introspection",
    "src": "music/fish-in-a-bowl.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Czarface Cover Mashup",
    "note": "Funky transition",
    "src": "music/czarFace-Cover-Mashup.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Straight Banger",
    "note": "Momentum builds",
    "src": "music/straight-banger.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Im On Drugs",
    "note": "Things get strange",
    "src": "music/Im-on-drugs.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Chick Problems",
    "note": "Character moment",
    "src": "music/chick-problems.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "At The Jack Shack",
    "note": "Narrative peak—a place of gathering",
    "src": "music/at-the-jack-shack.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Saloon Future",
    "note": "Western meets sci-fi",
    "src": "music/saloon-future.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "It Fuckin Cold",
    "note": "Struggle and hardship",
    "src": "music/It fuckin cold.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Duh Duh Dumb",
    "note": "Comedic relief",
    "src": "music/duh-duh-dumb.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Tokyo Slaughter",
    "note": "Climax—intensity peaks",
    "src": "music/tokyo-slaughter.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "End Of The Innocents",
    "note": "Things change forever",
    "src": "music/end-of-da-ino¢_s.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Miracle Solve X",
    "note": "Solution emerges",
    "src": "music/miracle-solve-x.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Commander King Ad",
    "note": "Authority speaks",
    "src": "music/commander-king-ad.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "It's Still Cold",
    "note": "Reflection on struggle",
    "src": "music/It's still cold.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Ho Ho Ho",
    "note": "Strange humor emerges",
    "src": "music/ho-ho-ho.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Fatgirls",
    "note": "Celebration",
    "src": "music/fatgirls.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "The Bullshit",
    "note": "Darkly comedic truth",
    "src": "music/the_bullshit.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Rocky Theme Music",
    "note": "New tribute track",
    "src": "music/rocky-theme-music.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Yeah…",
    "note": "Affirmation",
    "src": "music/Yeah… (1).mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Shippity",
    "note": "Uplifting journey",
    "src": "music/shippity.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Happy Day Vitamins",
    "note": "Credits roll—life continues",
    "src": "music/happy-day-vitamins.mp3"
  },
  {
    "title": "Happy Day Vitamins (Reprise)",
    "note": "Epilogue—the final moment",
    "src": "music/happy-day-vitamins(1).mp3"
  }
]